70+ Best Pick Up Lines in Australia
What are the best pick up lines in Australia?.
Here is a list of Australia’s best pick-up lines to use in Australia today.
Aussies have some of the best pick up lines ever with a mixture of dirty pick up lines in Australia, cheesy pick up lines, romantic pick-up lines, long distance pick up lines among others.
If you want the best Australian pick up lines to use for picking up an Aussie.
In this article, we have listed together the best pick up lines in Australia.
It does not matter which city or town you are currently in, in Australia, these are the best Sydney pick up lines, Melbourne pick up lines, Perth pick up lines to use on an Australian.
If you have an Australian girlfriend/boyfriend, an Australian crush or you visited the country and you are trying to make new friends who will potentially become more than just friends.
Then use this collection of the best pick up lines in Australia and choose some of your favorite to use as your ‘pick up line’ tonight.
Best Pick Up Lines In Australia:
Here in Australia it’s already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?.
Are you Australian? Because I’d like to go down undah.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show your phone with a front camera on).
I’d like to take a safari in your outback.
Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?
You are so hot, you put shame to Louisiana Hot Sauce.
Excuse me, are you from the CAR? (if they say Yes) Say; oh I never realized that stood for Cute, Attractive and Ridiculously-good-looking.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great.
I’m lonely, can you keep me company tonight at my place?
Do you want to do something that rhymes with truck.
To rate your beauty on a scale from one to nine, I’d rate you as a nine and I’m the one that you need.
I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
If you were a fruit, you’d surely be a “fineapple.”.
When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.
I’m the kind of man/woman who deserves to have women/man I don’t deserve.
Can I give you an Australian kiss?. It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I’d love to explore your Ridgeway.
Hey would you believe me if i said i was bitten by a crocodile?
I’ll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Hello pretty, want to hang out?
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Excuse me, but do you give your heart to strangers?, (if they say No) Say; Well then, allow me to introduce myself
Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
Hello how are you? (if they answer fine or good) Say; Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!.
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
You better stop drinking now because you’re still going to drive me home.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Boy: May I know your favorite color? Girl: [color?] Boy: Mine too! I guess we really are soul mates.
What size shoe do you wear? Oh, let me guess. It’s size sexy, isn’t it?
I’m like a boomerang; I just keep comin’ back to ya.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I’d like to visit you down under.
I’m interested in working in your penal colony.
If you were the waves and i was the surfer i would leave get out.
I’m from the Outback and i’d like to take you out back.
I’ll show you why Australia started out as a penal colony!.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
How about a kanga-root?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!.
Wanna ride on my kangaroo?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you Australian? Cause you fit all of my koalafications
That’s right; I’m bigger’n the Sydney Tower.
Can I didgeridoo you?
Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
You have beautiful eyes. Can I just sit here and stare at them?
I love baseball so take me home baby!
I want to commit a crime where I will steal your heart, and you will steal mine.
Ooh baby, I’m like a boomerang. You can run, but I’m coming right back to you no matter what.
Wanna play in the Bush?
I’m a member of a boy band known as “Wrong Direction.”
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
Can I copy your dance moves?
I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.
I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
You are a living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it’s ‘criminal’ how good you look.
This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
The best thing about these pick-up lines is that most of them are not limited to gender, which means that they can be used by both boys and girls (man or a woman) to pick up the other gender.
Use any or some of your favorite pick up lines from the above list of the best Australian pick up lines and go get that special someone tonight.